My Friend Austen Is an Ass Hole!

Okay my friend Austen is being a total ass dick while we were playing cards he started to yell like a crack head and i was like. " dude is just a stupid game!" I didn't actually said that but I fucking wish!  Seriously why I even friends with him? His annoying , rude, always getting into my business and always talk back to the teachers. Some day I will kick his short ass so hard that he wouldn't have an ass to sit on!